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sagaltesfaye:

Some white slang that we cant appropriate. (WAVE: White America Venacular English)

  • the bees knees
  • knockers (to refer to tiddies)
  • holy canoli
  • Horsefeathers!
  • Bimbo (to refer to a promiscuous cracker)
  • Oh, fuck me in the ass! (a phrase of frustration)
  • Thats a load of Bologna! (bullshit. Niggas be lying)
  • Whoopee! (when you gettin lit)

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

brooklynrenewhite:

809212:

shopwitme:

ballin like a athlete but got no jumper

Nigga really out here

this hurts because when he missed, he looked genuinely confused

like he didn’t know not making it was an option

U TALKIN U2 TO MEEEEEEEEE?!!!!!!!

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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propunks:

friend: “I can’t watch two seasons in a day!”

me:

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thebrookeshieldsnook:

"Chanel" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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